Tuesday, November 23, 2010

I'm still alive!

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Hey everyone, just want to let you all know that I am still alive and kicking, and will be writing again in all of my blogs by around the start of December, i'll leave comments on most of your blogs after, have been busy as usual, look forward to more awesomeness.


- Bluerad

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The International Council of Man Laws

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The International Council of Man Laws





Good video while read these :D  Hope you enjoy!
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Back to Awesome

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Hey everyone, finally here to deliver an exceptionally awesome post.  Things are going well with my new job and school has slowed down a bit, so expect to see my new blog launched sometime this week.  I'm writing a few posts for it before I officially create it, but it will be filled with awesome ways to improve your blog(s) whether it be for fame or for fortune, or just for fun.

So what does it take to make awesome posts?  I've been trying to figure that out for a while now, but I think the most important thing is to be genuinely interested in what your posting about and be passionate in whatever it is that you do.  Today there's not going to be a theme to this post, i'll just fill it with random awesomeness for the time being.

My adsense on this blog is still disabled unfortunately, google has not been responding my queries, but its all good, i'm going to vastly improve the quality of my FINANCIAL blog and look forward to more interesting posts on POWER too.

Make sure to check out my other two blogs in the future, I will be updating them soon after this post, and will also be doing a lot of blog reading and answering comments.


Monday, November 8, 2010

NEWS!

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Hey everyone, decided to make a few changes regarded my blogging in the next few weeks.  As you might have already noticed, Google has decided to remove adsense on this blog because I did not comply with the policies regarding mature content being posted on the site.  Even though this was slightly disheartening, I decided to make a shift in my blogging which I think will benefit most of my readers!

I will still update this blog, but will now focus more on my other two blogs, the FINANCIAL one and also the POWER blog.  In addition, I will be starting another awesome blog about....

BLOGGING!!!

Lately i've been studying a lot more about finance/investing/books on power, as well as blogging, so i'll be dedicating writing for a new blog about blogging.  Make sure to keep tuned, there will be lots of useful tips that you can use to improve your blog(s), whether it be for pleasure or profit.

Anyways, good luck, looking forward to reading more blogs soon.

Please support me by checking out my other blogs, the links are above :)

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Greasiest Sandwich Ever Made....

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Hey everyone, finally get a chance to update my blogs!  Have been extremely busy this weekend with my new job and a few other projects alongside the numerous tests that have been bombarding me like the terrible weather that has struck Vancouver as of late.

Anyways this was just something I decided to post since I recently tried the doubledown sandwich, but then thought that this one was 1000000000x better (or worse)

GOING to do a tonne of blog reading either later tonight or early tomorrow, this blog is still being scrutinized by google but I hope they see that my blog (although less awesome...) has adhered to their mature content policies. ANYWAYS if you want something really interesting to watch, MAKE sure to check my principles of power blog, i'm posting a series of videos that are quite awesome to say the least.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Funny Canadian Facts

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Hey everyone, i'm not dead, I just realized I had a huge test later this evening which I just found out under 24 hours ago.  The subject is on Poetry... And honestly I have not written a test on poetry in nearly a decade, so this is turning out to be quite terrible.

I have work in a few hours, so i'm going to keep this post short and funny.  Haven't had a chance to answer comments, but will do so when I get back home later.  Thanks for the support, I really hope google crawls my website soon and sees that I deleted literally hundreds of hot girl pictures =(  If thats not enough, I don't know what is....

ANYWAYS, please check out my PRINCIPLES OF POWER BLOG if you want some interesting stuff to read, the links are above like always.

There are a lot more awesome posts coming up in the future, keep tuned, but for now, i'm going to be trying to study a lot of this tedious poetry and literary terms :(



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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA:

1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 
5. Weed.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA:

1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN:

1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA: 
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. In spring, you can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
6. In summer, you can spend time watching trucks and cars driving to Sask. or Ont.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO:

1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC:

1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada .
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK:

1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA:

1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
4. Your abandoned undersea coal mines now make US border crossings secret, easy and hassle-free.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND:

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND:

1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding. 


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian cars won't start.
· Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes.
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"
· Vancouver Canucks finally beat the Chicago Black Hawks in the playoffs.

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.




JOKE # 1

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona
sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona .' The bartender dusts off a bottle from
the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The
bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.


The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.'
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives
him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't
you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys
aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, 'Hey
Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?'

'I got it for my wife, eh.' answers Bob.

'Oh!' exclaims Doug, 'Good trade.'

CANADIAN JOKE #3

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon
and asked, 'Is there anything you can do to me
that would make me into a Newfie?'

'Sure it's easy.' replied the neurosurgeon. 'All I have to do is cut
out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie..'

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation.
However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead
of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut
out 2/3 of the patient's brain.

He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the
patient's bed as the patient recovered from the
anesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon
said to him 'I'm terribly sorry, but there was a
ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I
accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain.'

The patient replied 'Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?' 

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Few Changes to this Blog

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This answer was contributed by Wasaweb when I asked about mature content that disabled the adsense on my blog.  Don't worry though, the main difference is that I have to be a bit more selective when posting pictures of hot girls and make sure they are all SFW.


There are a number of problems.

Sites need to be family-friendly for AdSense. The unofficial test I always ask is this: would you let your young child / nephew / niece access to your site to read the text and see the images? If you cannot answeryes immediately, then it's probably not a good idea to place AdSense.

I assume you have received a notification disabling your account, rather than suspending ad serving to your blog. You can have a shot at appeal, but the chances would be extremely slim, since adult / mature materials are clearly against the Programme Policies (http://www.google.co.uk/support/adsense/bin/answer.py?hl=en-uk&answer=48182).

Turning on the adult filter is irrelevant for AdSense purposes, since you cannot host or link to sites with adult / mature materials. The filter, if you're talking about Blogger, is needed to comply with the Blogger ToS.


Luckily!  I told the advisor that my adsense had not been disabled, but there is still a chance that this blog will be permanently de-monetized.  Don't worry though, if that so happens, I will probably launch a website and figure out a way to make it even more awesome than before.


OK. A lucky escape that. To be honest, I wouldn't place AdSense on blogs behind the adult filter. If you have other blogs, then I'd concentrate my AdSense efforts on those, and seek alternative methods of monetizing this blog. If you want to place AdSense on this blog, then remove all unsuitable posts, and not place it behind the filter.

I hope this helps you out if you were wondering about any of this.  I'll be answering all comments after class, MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER TWO BLOGS if you haven't already, wrote some interesting posts earlier.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Quick Warning To All Bloggers

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Q U I C K   W A R N I N G   T O   A L L   B L O G G E R S ...


Hey just want to warn you to make sure you do not post mature content (even non-nudes) on your blog or your adsense might be temporarily removed.  This was a warning issued against me for my "Hot Non-Asians Girls" post I wrote around a month ago.  Apparently after the end of October they found it and I just got the email today.

Unfortunately, I will have to put a "mature viewer" pre-screen before you can enter my blog, but I know that it won't be a big deal, hell if anything I can add more NSFW awesome stuff sometimes.


"As stated in our program policies, AdSense publishers are not permitted to
place Google ads on pages with adult or mature content. This includes
images or video content containing lewd or provocative poses, or close-ups
of breasts, butts, or crotches."

So what do you do if this happens?  Don't panic.  Read the email, and make the changes to comply with the adsense policies.  Either that or you start selling your ad space to other companies privately.... But you are using Google's blogger platform so I am guessing that would violate their terms as well.  Anyways, here are some tips i'm writing below if this happens and what you should do.

1.) Know that you have three days after the warning to make necessary changes

2.) They have a contact link in the email which has a short form to fill in your information, Issue ID, and others.

3.) Review and make sure that your changes fit in with their policy.


Also just want to let you know that this is blog specific, and your adsense should remain active for your other blogs if you have them, but check your other blogs to makre sure that they also comply with adsense rules.

Anyways thats the end of my post, and the end of my warning.  Look forward to answering comments and reading more blogs later after work.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Spotted in Vancouver - More Awesome Cars

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Hey everyone, didn't have a chance to write a post yesterday, but will make it up with another one of my "Awesome Cars from Vancouver" posts.

THANKS to everyone who commented on my "schedule" idea on the last post, i'm still considering doing that, but for now i'll keep it relatively unstructured.  You know what i'm going to post, somewhat.  I try and keep it awesome in some way shape or form every time so your not disappointed.

Check out my other blogs in the near future, expect them to be updated within a day or two, I have a tonne of comments to answer back to, so i'll be doing that after this post.  Also some you asked who one of the really hot chicks was in my older post, her name is MELANIE IGLESIAS.  Trust me, you won't regret the search ;)


S P O T T E D   I N   V A N C O U V E R   -   M O R E   
A W E S O M E   C A R S 


Starting off with an SR Dodge Viper, older model but nice.


Corvette ZR1 on SW Marine Drive


A whole lot more pictures if your interested, click to see more!
This picture above was taken at the Plaza of Nations.



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