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The International Council of Man Laws

Good video while read these :D Hope you enjoy!
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

Hey everyone, finally get a chance to update my blogs! Have been extremely busy this weekend with my new job and a few other projects alongside the numerous tests that have been bombarding me like the terrible weather that has struck Vancouver as of late.

Anyways this was just something I decided to post since I recently tried the doubledown sandwich, but then thought that this one was 1000000000x better (or worse)

GOING to do a tonne of blog reading either later tonight or early tomorrow, this blog is still being scrutinized by google but I hope they see that my blog (although less awesome...) has adhered to their mature content policies. ANYWAYS if you want something really interesting to watch, MAKE sure to check my principles of power blog, i'm posting a series of videos that are quite awesome to say the least.

This answer was contributed by Wasaweb when I asked about mature content that disabled the adsense on my blog. Don't worry though, the main difference is that I have to be a bit more selective when posting pictures of hot girls and make sure they are all SFW.

There are a number of problems.

Sites need to be family-friendly for AdSense. The unofficial test I always ask is this: would you let your young child / nephew / niece access to your site to read the text and see the images? If you cannot answeryes immediately, then it's probably not a good idea to place AdSense.

I assume you have received a notification disabling your account, rather than suspending ad serving to your blog. You can have a shot at appeal, but the chances would be extremely slim, since adult / mature materials are clearly against the Programme Policies (http://www.google.co.uk/support/adsense/bin/answer.py?hl=en-uk&answer=48182).

Turning on the adult filter is irrelevant for AdSense purposes, since you cannot host or link to sites with adult / mature materials. The filter, if you're talking about Blogger, is needed to comply with the Blogger ToS.

Luckily! I told the advisor that my adsense had not been disabled, but there is still a chance that this blog will be permanently de-monetized. Don't worry though, if that so happens, I will probably launch a website and figure out a way to make it even more awesome than before.

OK. A lucky escape that. To be honest, I wouldn't place AdSense on blogs behind the adult filter. If you have other blogs, then I'd concentrate my AdSense efforts on those, and seek alternative methods of monetizing this blog. If you want to place AdSense on this blog, then remove all unsuitable posts, and not place it behind the filter.

I hope this helps you out if you were wondering about any of this. I'll be answering all comments after class, MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER TWO BLOGS if you haven't already, wrote some interesting posts earlier.

Hey bloggers, I took a one-and-a-half day hiatus from blogging to recuperate, but i'm back and here to post new and IMPROVED awesome content. Lately i've been busy as hell with midterms, term projects, assignment, and other things, while still maintaining my three blogs, HOWEVER I withdrew from one of my Criminology courses to lessen the workload that I have been keeping up with! I'm going to be doing a TONNE of blog reading today to catch up, just woke up and its 3pm already, perhaps order a pizza, and get some s^&% done.

Anyways, i'm going to write this post on some of the things that you may or may not remember from the past that makes you feel that wonderful (or hated?) feeling of nostalgia. This is going to be a longer than usual post (+ More original... lol) to make up for yesterday, i'm sure one of these things you will remember. What makes you NOSTALGIA?

A B I T O F A W E S O M E N O S T A L G I A

P a r t 1

N i r v a n a

To hit things off, one of the best songs of the 90's

D i v i n y l s - I T o u c h M y s e l f

If you don't like rock and roll, listen to this while reading the rest of this post haha

C h r o n o T r i g g e r

Simply the best RPG I have ever played in my whole life. Amazing story, gameplay, replay value, and the only thing I can say is when the heck are they going to come up with a new sequel??

Please watch this video if you are a fan of Chrono Trigger/Cross. Very beautiful orchestra, always makes me smile. Also they are coming to Vancouver to play, tickets are sold out though..

A n i m o r p h s

One of my favourite books of the 90's, it's not as in depth or crazy as some of the material from the 80's, but the story was very intriguing and I read every single book and became somewhat of an animal nut during the same time. I still have my collection somewhere hidden away, i'll probably pass it down to my kids or something.

N B A B a s k e t b a l l - S h a q & t h e M a g i c s

Remember when Shaq played for the Orlando Magics with Anfernee (Penny) Hardaway? Basketball was better back in the day, with Jordan, Barkley, Shaq, Bird, etc. I miss those days.

B i k e r M i c e F r o m M a r s

LOL.... This was my first halloween costume ever. Heres the HD opening to the series, if you still remember this then you are likely feeling pretty old right now. I hope I hit a vein with this one.

To be continued.....

Hey everyone, its the last Friday before Halloween, and i'm going to dedicate this post to a mixture of hot girls and the usual awesome content that you are probably already expecting. Today was a pretty damn busy day for me, finished writing a 10,000 word entry in my English portfolio for a lit class, and that consumed most of my week. However I did spend some time and updated both of my blogs, Principles of Power and also my Financial Blog. So make sure to check it out. Also I'll be doing most of my blog reading now and tomorrow, looking forward to seeing good new content

L A S T F R I D A Y B E F O R E H A L L O W E E N !

Last post I ended it with a funny Dragonball Clip....I found this to be pretty damn funny too!

Lol after watching that DBZ video I suddenly remembered about this funny Pokemon one. Watch the whole thing if you have time, it's probably the best video i've seen thus far

Click read more if you want to see some more interesting stuff

Just For Laughs is a Canadian comedy show that originated in Quebec. It's pretty damn funny, theres no actual lines and the jokes are created purely from what you see on the video.

I didn't really enjoy it before, but lately the quality of the videos have gotten much better, so if you have a bit of time to kill and want a few laughs, check these out:

Funny Prostitute Skit

Worst Thing that Could Happen in a Waterpark

If you liked what you saw above, heres a compilation video of some of the best clips in HD! Skip the first one clip, it's not very funny and actually kind of annoying

Thanks for all the great comments on my last post, i'll be doing most of my blog reading later on tonight after I complete my English paper. Looking forward to reading some good posts!\

*edit* LOL heres one more video I can't resist posting:

BEST OF MASTER ROSHI

Hey everyone, just writing this quick update because I was actually near the area when this happened, but unfortunately did not see anything exciting.

It's pretty hilarious, Bieber can't even play a game of laser tag without getting into trouble. Anyways, since I know a lot of you probably hate Justin, i'll keep this post short and sweet, what would YOU have done if you were alone in a dark and large space with Justin Bieber??

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: (thanks to

screaml0ud )

The 12-year-old kid was surrounding Justin in the corner with his other little friends and shooting him during the game with their laser guns. Justin did what any other person would do during a laser tag game, and was just trying to get away from getting shot at and accidentally hit the kid while running away. The kid’s sister said he started crying because he was hit hard, but when we saw the boy there was no marks or anything. Justin stuck around after in the lobby explaining what happened, when the kids parents decided to call the police. On a side note: Justin used the nickname, JOE DIRT, while playing laser tag.

I used to go here all the time for birthday parties.... Now Justin Bieber fans are going to burn this place down =(

I'm pretty damn sure that Bieber didn't actually do anything wrong... He's probably a nice kid, but fame has really created a lot of haters, people clamoring for his death.

"RCMP spokeswoman Corp. Annie Linteau would only confirm that the father of a 12-year-old boy reported that his son had been assaulted by another boy at around 5:30 p.m. at a “Richmond entertainment facility” and police are investigating."

Just writing a quick post before I head out, watched this video and thought it was pretty damn awesome. Its basically a really crazy mathematically improbable shot made by Roberto Carlos, and the guy goes into the details as to why it was so damn crazy.

Definitely well worth the full watch! This also inspired me to post a few more sports related videos, hope you enjoy watching. Also, if you don't like some of these sports, your bound to at least like ONE of the videos, so check it out. Also make sure to check out my newly updated Principles of Power Blog

This shot is just incredibly amazing, one of the best i've ever seen

Golf trick shot competition, quite an amazing watch

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Hey everyone, its Canadian Thanksgiving today, but I don't really celebrate it all all, but i'm sure some of you do, so I hope you all enjoy eating some good.

Still learning a bit of HTML asides from studying for midterms, I'm not very tech savvy so its definitely going to be a work in progress.

Anyways, I can't really think of a really good topic to blog about, so i'll just make this post about somewhat random but awesome things, enjoy!

Also check out my other blogs, haven't written in the Financial Blog in a few days, but will update it soon. Make sure to read my Principles of Power Blog if you haven't already! Recently updated it too. Will be doing my blog reading later tonight after dinner, as usual looking forward to reading some interesting new posts.

J U S T A N O T H E R A W E S O M E P O S T . . .

I found this pretty funny, but I have yet to find out if its actually real. Anyone know?

Watched Dodgeball again recently, this video made me LOL pretty hard. Notice the kind of chunky broad in the back waving her arms after the girl gets creamed hard.

Again... I only try to post things that are genuinely awesome, and this is a video that exemplifies awesomeness... Well maybe not, but its funny anyways. Skip the beginning, its boring.

I've recently been introduced to some of Micho Kaku's videos, and I have to say I have been really impressed with the talks he gives on various topics from physics to religion, and much more.

He talks in a manner that can easily be understood by the average viewer, and does not speak condescendingly towards his audience. Instead, he cracks a lot of jokes, makes it actually interesting to watch. His genius is layered in the topics in which he speaks about, and there are some things I find unsettling about his predictions on the future, but on the whole it is still extremely interesting.

If you watch the Big Bang Theory, and are wondering who came up with String Theory, the developing theory in particle physics that attempts to reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity, it *edit* was popularized by him and has injected a lot of credibility on the subject.
I'll be writing more awesome (and more original) posts in the near future, Uni has been busy as hell, but also make sure to check out my other blogs, i'll update as often as I can =)

Very interesting video that talks about type 0 - type 4 civilizations. Very mind-opening topic, part of the 1hr lecture he gave, if you have time, its very interesting, just skip the stupid jokes he makes in the beginning.

Another very interesting video, talks about Aliens, the possiblity of close-encounter, and more

Last video for today, on the future of cars, also very interesting

Good evening everyone, taking a break from doing my homework to write a quick post. I have a tonne of comments on three of my blogs that I have to reply, and I am looking forward to seeing new, great posts by everyone. Also, check out my new blog post on my Principles of Power Blog.

Today i'm going to post some of the funniest videos that I have ever watched, I know there is a whole lot more out there, but these are just some of my personal favourites that can always cheer me up if i'm feeling a bit blue.

Look forward to more original awesome posts in the future as soon as I have more time after midterms, etc. Website progress is moving a bit slower than expected, but should be up and running fairly soon.

George Carlin, if you haven't seen his material, you are missing out on a whole lot of comedy. RIP, your still making thousands of people laugh everyday.

One of my favourite Kat William's performances. Check out the musical remix by DJ Porter

Very funny stuff by Chris Rock, make sure to check out some of his other videos, most of them are golden.

Classic Dave Chapelle, again, really damn funny.

Hey awesome blog readers, yesterday was a pretty great day for me, except for the fact that I woke up during the unholy hours of the morning to get some work done. Usually I don't do movie reviews but i'll start off the morning with one before I do my daily reading.

Ate lunch with a friend and watched The Social Network a.k.a.The Facebook Movie.

I have to say, the movie was pretty damn Awesome. Rotten tomatoes gave it an average of 97% And I would have to agree with the critics on this one.

Highly entertaining, great production values, lots of humor, and easy to understand even for people who don't have a background in computers.

I haven't read the book, The Accidental Billionaires, but the movie is fairly entertaining, and anyone who has heard of or uses Facebook will probably come to the same conclusion as me.

Today i'm going to try and launch my website, if all goes well, things should be up and running fairly soon. In the meantime, click read more if you want to see some more funny awesome content below! I'll update with more stuff later today if I have time!

Not sure how many of you have seen this, but just watched it now and honestly laughed harder than I have in a long time. This is in my favourite prank call by far simply because it is so realistic and is truly funny right up till the end.

Updating tonight pretty late, have had a long week at school, pretty tired, but will try and do some blog reading and visit some of your blogs again. I'm noticing a lot more detail and depth in some people's blogs, and also that some people have gotten their own domains, the next step i'm hoping to take, as well as perhaps starting a new blog sometime after my midterm examinations.

Anyways, I included a Bidvertiser ad on this blog, and would recommend its use, its easy to setup, and you can put it anywhere on your blog using HTML TEXT gadget on your design menu. (Credits to Crunky)

Also adding a poll to the blog. Please make sure to VOTE BELOW THIS POST under the popular posts list since it may determine the next type of AWESOME posts I make in the future.

Thanks for all the support, please check out my other blogs if you haven't already:

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Its Saturday today and if you have nothing better to do, here is a pretty good but VERY long read, i'm 100% sure you don't know half of these, maybe it will be useful sometime in a conversation with a friend.

350 Followers already!! Thanks for all the support, more followers than useless facts.. I should add another 50 more to balance it out haha.

Hope you are all having a good weekend, going to try and fix the lag on my blog by getting my own domain soon. Please leave comments and feedback, it will be very much appreciated!

Also please check out my two other blog, links below

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301 Useless facts

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.

2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.

3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.

4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.

5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.

7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.

8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.

9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.

13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.

14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).

16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

Good mornin-- err.. afternoon folks. Slept in till rather late today, but will make up with it with an extra awesome post. I'll begin with 100 awesome one liners. Enjoy!

Also don't forget to check out my financial blog @

http://radsfinancialreport.blogspot.com/

Top 100 Funniest One Liner Quotes

1 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
4 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

5 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

6 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

8 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

9 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

11 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

12 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
13 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

14 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

15 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

16 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

17 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

18 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

19 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

20 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

21 Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

22 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

23 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

24 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

25 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

26 If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

27 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

28 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

29 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

30 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

31 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

32 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

33 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

34 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

35 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

36 I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

37 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

38 I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

39 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

40 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

41 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

42 The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

43 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

44 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

45 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

46 Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

47 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

48 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

49 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

50 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

51 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

52 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

53 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

54 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

55 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

56 It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

57 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

58 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

59 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

60 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

61 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

62 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

63 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

64 Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

65 When in doubt, mumble.

66 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

67 I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

68 Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

69 A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

70 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

71 Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

72 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

73 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

74 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

75 I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

76 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

77 I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

78 I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

79 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

80 There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

81 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

82 You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

83 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

84 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
85 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

86 Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

87 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

88 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

89 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

90 A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

91 Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

92 A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

93 If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

94 Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

95 If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

96 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

97 Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”

98 Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

99 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

100 Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Thanks for all the positive comments, hope you try and visit this site at LEAST once everyday, where it will be updated with new and (always) AWESOME posts

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